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“The Burgundy Loaf” video and discussion (restaurants)

Want to spice up a dull food-and/or-restaurant-related unit with your Intermediate/Upper-Intermediate students?  Or you want to set up a unit related to language for making complaints?  Or perhaps you just want to give your tourist-industry class a quick laugh and have a little discussion.

If any of the above are true in your case, then I heartily welcome you to the Burgundy Loaf:

And the “Burgundy Loaf” video and restaurant discussion lesson, courtesy of $4MT. It’s a short little number that won’t fill an entire class period but could be useful in a variety of contexts.  Bon appetit!

Level: Intermediate/Upper-Intermediate

Materials:

“The Burgundy Loaf” video (above)

“The Burgundy Loaf” task sheet

“The Burgundy Loaf” script with gapfill (optional)

STAGE ONE * Warm-up/Discussion (5 min)

1.  Give Ss the questions either on the handout or on the board/OHP.  Have them discussion the ?s in 1 in pairs.  Do a bit of feedback with the whole class, putting up vocabulary or important words on the board as necessary, then put them in groups of four to discuss the five most important things (question 2).  Discuss a bit as a whole group before moving on to the video.

STAGE TWO * Video (15 min.)

1. Focus on part 2 of the worksheet.  Ss mark each sentence C for Customer or E for Employee, then compare with a partner.

2. Play the video and have Ss listen and check their answers in Part Two of the worksheet.  Discuss as a whole class the questions at the end of part two.

3. (optional) If you want to give your students some more intensive listening practice, give them the gapfill exercise with the transcript of the scene.  Play the video once more, as Ss listen and try to fill the gaps.

(Answers: classy, fantastic, fancy, distinction, atmosphere, shit, courtest, relax, toilet paper, gentleman, everywhere)

STAGE THREE * DISCUSSION

1. Ss ask each other the questions in part three, switching partners when they finish.

Alternatively, you could substitute this last stage for some sort of restaurant roleplay or something like that.  (Or you could do the roleplay in addition to the discussion.)

At esl-lounge there’s an example of one under the heading “At a Restaurant”.  And there’s another one at ESLgo.com, though it has more to do with a job-interview situation than a pure “restaurant” situation.  Then again, there are millions out there.

And for homework, the students could write a letter to Better Business Bureau or Chamber of Commercepretending to be the man or woman in the video, complaining about the service at “The Burgundy Loaf”.  They should describe what happened and ask for some kind of compensation.

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“Why not?” pairwork speaking activity

You may have noticed I’ve changed “themes” on the blog.  I’m not 100% convinced, but it’ll work I think.  Opinions from the peanut gallery?

In the interest of starting off the “new season” of $4MT with something simple, here’s a little something that occurred to me in a pinch in one of my one-to-one classes which after using it a few times seems like a decent way of doing a little tense review.  It’s very similar to another activity which I like to call “Why? Why? Why?” which I posted a while ago.

Give the Ss (on a piece of paper or on the board) some sentence heads using negative verb structures, i.e.:

I don’t

I didn ‘t

I can’t

I’m not

I haven’t

etc., etc.  This can obviously be used for an enormous variety of structures (modal verbs, future forms, conditionals, etc.) Or even for discussing a recent story or text by substituting the name of a character for “I”.

The students all write sentences.  Then in pairs, they take turns reading the sentences to each other, and the other asks “Why not?”  The other student has to explain the reason why.  The other can then ask “Why?” again.  (You may want to demonstrate this with one of your students before you start them asking and answering.)

I’ve found it to be a pretty decent and useful filler type thing.  Maybe you will too.

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MISSION STATEMENT a/k/a “PG-13” a/k/a the Clean side and the Dirty side

Been a long time since I posted anything really worthwhile.  I feel like a lot has changed since I began my “career” (ahem…) as what’s known almost universally now as a “TEFL blogger”.  What exactly has changed is a little difficult for me to put my finger on, but I’ll try.

 I’m not the only one who has detected a change in the world of TEFL blogging world.  In recent months it seems that lots of folks have taken note of this shift, among them the great Mr. Alex Case (who I’ll admit was the first and primary inspiration for me to get my feet wet in the whole blog thing) in his TEFLtastic post entitled “Has the TEFL zeitgeist changed?”.

 Here he analyzed the bipolar nature of the TEFL blog thing, which in the end he terms “positive” and “negative”–this dichotomy between the “nice” bloggers on one hand, and on the other hand, the, er, “others”.  The gist of it was this:

 First you had the innocent, helpful and neighbourly TEFL blogger, ”serious” (Insights into TEFL) and/or “contemplative” (Teacher in Development) affairs and their genuine and generous contributions (of varying usefulness or viability, might I add) to the enormous virtual library that is the Internet and to the theory and practice of our “profession” in general.

 Then there were the “negative” ones: seedy, scuzzy types—who conceived of their blogs as either vehicles for their satirical jibes at lame students, DoSes, fellow teachers and the TEFL industry in general , as in the case of the venerable Sandy McManus) or as journals to record their drunken shenanigans and intercultural exchanges of bodily fluids, in order to share these exploits with the world at large, often with hilarious and fascinating results, as in the case of the infamous English Teacher X.

 (Also, I suppose you have the “crusade” blogs which by their nature are intended to help raise awareness of the many pitfalls and scams of the often shady business of TEFLing in the world (“positive”), but which often also had their scuzzy aftertaste, I guess by contagion from the villainous exploiters they sought to expose (“negative”).)

 While the one-year anniversary of $trictly 4 My T.E.A.C.H.E.R.Z. is still a month or two away, I’ve been inspired to think about where I fit in with all this.

 My conclusion is that I have a little of both. 

 When I started, I didn’t really think much about where I wanted to go with the whole thing.  It seemed like a nice, new, interesting hobby.  I wanted to try to hold my thinking and planning up to some kind of standard.  I wanted to put some kind of pressure on myself to really polish up and think through some of the things I’d been doing and materials I’d been creating—the idea of letting other (probably better and more experienced!) teachers see your work like this makes one much more conscientious about certain things).  And it turned out to be very motivating, and even kind of fun.

 So yeah, $4MT is a friendly, neighbourhood teaching blog, real “positive”.  But, at the same time, the contents of each individual lesson are a bit, well, on the shady side, why deny it.  “Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll”, or almost.  As American movie-goer types might say, if not X-rated, or even R-rated, a lot of what I (and my students!) seem to appreciate is decidedly “PG-13” if you will.

 (That last bit in parentheses is important.  I often find myself thinking, “Are they really going to be interested in this?  Am I committing the cardinal sin of bringing something into class because it interests me rather than my students?”  The idea is to please both, to generate interest on both sides of the equation.  But then I tend to know my students’ tastes fairly well, that’s all.)

 It’s not unlike a 12” hip hop single from back in the day (they still put those out?) – with the clean version and the dirty version.  With that in mind, I’ve put together a list, like Side A and Side B, the “clean” side and the “dirty” side.

 ”DIRTY SIDE”

1.  Unemployed Scientist reading lesson (booze)

2.  Mr. Show “Lie Detector” Present Perfect/Past simple lesson (booze, drugs, innuendo)

3. “Intelligent Falling adj.+obj+to+inf lesson (not dirty but fairly anti-religious and heathen)

4. “Guilty Conscience” reported commands (this one takes the cake…)

5. Mr. Show “Do you have anything to declare?” Customs roleplay (drug smuggling)

 ”THE CLEAN SIDE”

Uhh, everything else here.

Now that that’s out of the way, I feel ready to get back in the ring and start posting again after my summer hiatus.  Lots of random crap to sift through.  And I promise, no more posts where I just put up some links to other posts (if I were a “rea”l blogger, I would know the term they use for that…)

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Sneak previews / Greatest hits

So, I’ve been out of commission for quite some time now.  My summer vacation from teaching has arrived with a corresponding vacation from blogging about teaching.

Also, I moved to a new flat and we still don’t have internet hooked up yet, so you can imagine that pretty much eliminates any possibility of getting your blog on, shall we say.  I mean, you really start to think a bit harder about whether what you have to share with the rest of the world is so important that it’s worth paying 30 cents for 15 minutes at the cybercafé.

I hadn’t been reading or keeping up with my fellow TEFL blogger types for quite some time, so the other day when I started sifting through the avalanche of bloggery that was awaiting me it was pretty overwhelming.

The main conclusion I took away from that is, I need to step my blog game up.

Unfortunately, or rather, fortunately(!!!), I’m going on vacation for real now (i.e., actually leaving my apartment!) so all that game-stepping-up business will have to wait.  Until then, I can just tell you that there will be changes in the look and feel of $4MT, I promise I’ll get some PDFs up in this mother, etc., etc.  You know, all those tips I read about in the 5,781,423 blog posts that have come up recently about How to Blog.

In the meantime, I’m going to steal a page from Lindsay’s playbook and hit you off with some links to my “greatest hits” (another tip being put to use):

1. Beyoncé “If I Were a Boy” 2nd conditional lesson plan

2. Past continuous (narrative tenses) story

3. Titanic past continuous lesson (kids)

Those three are far and away the most popular in terms of clicks and views and all that crap.  Below are my three personal favorites.

1. “Unemployed Scientists” passive / past participle clause lesson The first post.  It holds a special place in my heart, what can I say…

2. Mr. Show “Lie Detector” Past simple/present perfect lesson My favorite of all the Mr. Show lessons I’ve done.  Spices up a topic that most teachers find gets very old after a while.

3. Eminem “Guilty Conscience” Reported commands lesson For the sheer perversity (is that a word?)  of it, and because it kind of sums up what $4MT is all about.  Yeah, I mean, it’s all good, you know, being all like “learner-based” and doing everything strictly for the students (which in this case it actually was, since he requested to do this song specially), but what about the teachers.  This is Strictly 4 my T.E.A.C.H.E.R.Z., byotch, I thought you knew!

O.K., I’m done until September.  Peace!

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reflective teaching journal fail

My god, it’s been ages since I posted anything here.  Almost a month.  Christ almighty, where is my motivation?

Well, I guess part of it can be chalked up to that seasonal syndrome of motivational dysfunction known as “spring fever”.  Maybe it’s really a physical, neurological/endocrinal phenomenon related to the change in season.   (Maybe one of you reading in this in the tropics or Southern Hemisphere can clear me up on this?  Do the months of May and June also correspond to this particular sort of malaise?)

Or perhaps it’s merely a part of my cultural heritage, in which as early as grade school we are subtly encouraged to stop giving a damn during the last month or so of our annual scholastic commitments.

Yes, I’m coasting towards the end of a lot of my commitments teaching-wise, it’s true.  I suppose my lack of blogging motivation may go hand-in-hand with the lagging in my creative teaching motivation.

Thankfully, this lack of inspiration has (paradoxically?) inspired me to have a look at another classic example of the fizzling-out of pedagogical motivation.  To wit: this year, one of my New Year’s resolutions was to start what is often known as “a reflective teaching journal”.  A idea popular with many teacher trainer types, and the subject of all manner of research papers and internet pontification.

This lasted all of about three months.  The first few entries are brief at times, with little detail, but more or less complete, and you can tell that at the beginning I was taking it all a bit more seriously, making such notes to myself as these (both from 3 Feb 2009):

“Must exert more control.  I need to go for ’stern but fair’.  Not ‘petulant and pissy and vindictive’” [though it should be noted that a week later for the same group I seem to have written: "Much better, I think my 'drama queen' act last week may have actually helped: they were much more cooperative today"...]

or

“Off to a rocky start, but later we found our groove and the personalization exercises and the domino game seemed to be well-integrated and well-received–tomorrow we can start with some correction dictation of the more clamorous errors from free speaking”

Then there’s a page where I’ve written at the top: “I lost a week in there somewhere”, then it starts again, on the 23rd of February.  That’s where it started to get a little squirrelly.

There are weeks where I seemed to be giving it a go with some degree of motivation intact, but these are interspersed with pages where I’d obviously gotten behind and was trying to make up for a week’s worth of lost time–things like “XYZ Company*–past cont./past simp. pictures, listening, rev.extreme adj.”. Or better yet: “Pepito*–review rel. pron., phr. verbs and”

Yeah, the XYZ entry there is an example of a “reflective” teaching journal with absolutely zero reflecting going on at all.  Basically me jotting something down so as not to forget about it over the course of my million other classes that same day.  The “Pepito” entry is even better–I didn’t even bother to finish the phrase.

I could blame it on the conditions I was usually writing in–on buses or in crowded subway cars going from class to class, making it impossible to write consistently.  I suppose I could blame it on any number of things.  Doesn’t matter.  My teaching journal was a total failure.

I guess the important thing is that now, months after my latest attempt at a reflective teaching journal, with hindsight I’ve gleaned whatever little ideas that sprung up, improvised gambits and so forth that worked well, etc., etc. from my meager notes, and I reckon I’ll try to use them in the coming weeks as we draw this year here to a close.

Anyone else have any choice bits of “reflection” they’d like to share?  Or tales of failure and redemption and things of that nature?  Feel free to put them in the comments box.

Or if you haven’t tried and failed the “reflective teaching journal” thing, have a look at these tips for keeping one. (I think I had the biggest problem with tips 1 and 2.)

*Names changed to protect the innocent

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Oh-so-easy story activity (phrasal verbs and narrative tenses)

Wow!  Look!  There’s a new post on $4MT that doesn’t make reference to any sort of controversial subject matter whatsoever!  My lord!

No, nothing too revolutionary, but this was just something that occurred to me out of the blue in the middle of a First Certificate class I do.

I had on hand my bag of phrasal verb cards which I use to play phrasal verb reversi, and I realized that, out of luck, a few of the sentences I’d pulled from the bag could conceivably be part of the same story.

” It turned out that Bill and Mary had met before…”

“…She offered to drop him off at the station…”

“…He was so tired that he dropped off for half an hour on the train.”

So, on a lark, I gave the students the sentences, spaced out so as to imply “gaps” in the story.  Then I told them to complete the story, working together to fill in the gaps in the narrative.

In addition to providing a context to review and reinforce the meanings and forms of the phrasal verbs in question, it’s also decent practice of narrative tenses, etc.

All told, a quite easy collaborative speaking exercise that allows for review of phrasal verbs and can be extended with a writing exercise for homework.

Other possibilities for the phrasal verb story outlines:

“I came across an interesting article on the internet the other day…”

“…The police are looking into the matter…”

“…The president has promised to bring about a change…” (good ones for “newsy”, “current-events” type lessons)

Or:

“Some people find it difficult to face up to their fears in life…”

“…He came up with a solution to the problem…”

“…They carried on with the meeting as usual.”

Or:

“I bumped into Jill the other day at random in the street.”

“…I didn’t want to bring up such a sensitive subject…”

“…but he didn’t let the bad news get him down.

If you get the notion, you can suggest some other possibilities in the ol’ Comments section.  (It helps to have maybe a proper name (ie “Tina”, “James”) and then some loose pronouns in the others.)

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Easter special

Well, it’s about time for me to shove off once again for my week-long Easter holiday here.

Not much to report, after the workshop-a-thon of the past week.

But, seeing as how I’m getting more and more immersed in the whole blogging thing, let me pull out one of those tried-and-true blog tricks, which is the “post which is nothing but a bunch of links to other posts”.

I’ll try to make it a bit topical: so, first, check out this video worksheet for the Life of Brian from Alex Case’s TEFLtastic (then click under “Only Built for TEFL links” for more).

Then, in case you’re curious how folks do things around here, have a look at these posts from Troy at A Small, Flaking White House in Lost Spain detailing his impressions of the Semana Santa traditions down in the south here (doesn’t sound like Extremadura is much different than Andalucía [where I'll be] in that respect).  Then, while you’re at it, click around on his site for more highly orthodox and utterly pious and respectful views on the Christian religion, hehehe…

Ah, yes, well, finally, if you’re still in a provocative mood, or you have some open-minded, intermediate / upper-intermediate students who like me, are planning to travel either for holidays or for some other reason, take a look at my newest video lesson plan, “Do You Have Anything to Declare?”, featuring once again the good folks at Mr. Show.

A “twofer”, as they say back home.  That’s my Easter special.  Thanks folks, you’ve been a lovely audience, I’d love to take you with me.

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It’s workshop season: The Final Chapter

Evidently the Workshop Gods got together and decided, in their infinite wisdom, to go along with the cliché advice to “always save the best for last” for me in this whirlwind round of workshops I’ve been privy to this past week or so.

The best workshop of the three being that given by Mr. Lindsay Clandfield, the brains behind the blog Six Things, and author (or co-author) of books such as The Language Teacher’s Survival Guide, Dealing with Difficulties, Straightforward Elementary and Straightforward Beginner (among other things). Read the rest of this entry »

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It’s workshop season, part two

So, Wednesday was the second TEFL workshop I’d been to in less than a week.

Now, I’ve yet to set foot in a TEFL conference, but this workshop was what I imagine them to be like: people trying to sell you a book all the while trying hard not to seem like they’re selling a book.

The presenter was Ian Badger, author of Everyday Business English, Everyday Business Writing, etc., and his topic was “Business English in a Changing World”.  And the book, or rather series of books rather, which he was hawking was English for Business Life. Read the rest of this entry »

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It’s workshop season, part one

Spring is in the air, and a TEFL teacher’s thoughts turn to…workshops, apparently.

Apart from taking in the odd college basketball game, I’ve been gearing up for my big week of TEFL workshops.  Three workshops in seven days.  How you like them apples?

The first one was last Wednesday, on Teaching 1-to-1.  Presented by a fellow by the name of Marc Bain, a pleasant fellow with one of those Britishy accents that I can’t quite place.  Basing his presentation almost entirely on Peter Wilberg’s book One to one: A Teacher’s Handbook, he presented five suggestions for making one-to-one classes easier and more effective. Read the rest of this entry »

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