Archive for November, 2009

“Happy Birthday to me!”

This is the song my blog is singing today:

A mere 365 days, 30 posts, and 31,151 hits later, here we are.  Can’t compare to the 175,000,273 years that Aceyalone brags about, but hey not bad.

I’ve already taken time to pontificate about questions along the lines of “What does it all mean?”, so I’ll not get into that here.  Just put the lyrics here for those who are curious. 

Aceyalone:
happy birthday to me
happy earth day to we
I just turned a hundred and seventy five million
two hundred and seventy three
and I’m at my peak
our pick of the week
straight tweaked with a godly type mystique
???? Spock, nanou nanou ???
abort, distortion report on which sort
a quick court, support, cut short
time warp, interplanetary movement
I’ll say, foul play, hey
which way does Willy Wonka stay?
we came to see the chocolate sway
happy birthday to me, to me
hip hip hooray to me, to me
synthetic or prototype
genetical photocopy
Xerox and medical mocks to breakthrough
shocks and shakes you
as Acey takes you
through lyrical masochism
and as I blast the last to give ‘em
dissect, insect, inflict, whoa
destination one-two-oh
ohhhh

‘One hundred and twenty seconds until you die’

When I die, bury me under the gravel
travel fifty feet down, step out and pack me in
I acknowledged(?_ I won’t be back again
now I’m a entity, ex-humanity within
earthly vanities, sunshine and the wind
I suppose, ambrose’ll rose your soul
to give you immortality and infinity skin
but you’re immortal close, you froze
(ah.. he froze)

now your takin’ in a free fall in the end
every draft, breeze, trickle of water, a sound wave
in your perimeter is similar
and behaves as a test to manifest life forms
it forms a warm blunted
heavily budded individual
in the visual eye
cut it, gut it, fry
I am invisible so is it impossible to cry?
nope, soak my pillow case
I wrote a little taste
I’m hopin’ the middle breaks the lies
my objective remains at one with the stainless steel object
still feels the pain
flagrant, nefarious
fragrence of various ages
and chemical compounds compounded
a bouquet, a readily picked array
of dandelions, roses, pointset-i-as
gold marigolds in a vase that’s passed to monks
and kindred, intended, descended
and suspended in mid-air
match amended and I ended on a bad note
put salt in the open wound and I broke

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Classics: “I saw you…”

So I’ve just decided to start a series of articles on $4MT dedicated to the classics.  No, not Homer or Aristotle or none of them cats–I’m referring to classic English teaching activities that every teacher has probably used (or could probably use) and which in my own experience I’ve made use of time and time again.

The first one is in this series is that oldie but goodie: “I saw you…”

I first came across this activity in the classic 700 Classroom Activities by David Seymour and Maria Popova (MacMillan English).   Its purpose is mainly to practice using narrative tenses.

In the 700 Classroom Activities version, they provide the instructions and some prompts for the students to use in the activity.  To wit:

In pairs, imagine you saw your partner doing something interesting.  Take turns to ask and answer questions to find out more, e.g.

A: I saw you yesterday afternoon.  Why were you staggering?

B: I was staggering because I had just walked into a lamppost and had concussion.

*** crying, being arrested, covered in paint, wearing a wet suit, laughing, running after a mule, sleeping on a bench, carrying a sink, climbing a tree ***

This is a great pairwork activity that can be used with nearly any level (well, from pre-intermediate and upwards),  and can easily be fitted into almost any lesson using almost any lexical set.  All that’s needed on the part of the teacher is enough imagination to create situations that are either so humorous or ethically questionable as to require explanation or justification.  (In fact, the title that Seymour and Popova give the activity is “Explanations”.)

For example, the other day, doing some review of some phrasal verbs with some students at the hospital, I gave them these:

I saw you…

throwing away some files in the container behind the hospital.

looking through the messages on your workmates’s mobile phone

trying on the director’s jacket while (s)he was out

throwing up in the cafeteria

putting out a fire in the trashcan in your office

looking up silly videos on Youtube during work hours

For a lesson on cars and driving, for example, you could give the students sentences like “I saw you driving down the street in reverse”, “I saw you letting air out of the tires of your neighbour’s car”, “I saw you driving a bus”, “I saw you sitting at a traffic light when the light was green”, “I saw you driving in a pedestrian zone”, “I saw you driving the wrong way down a one-way street”, etc., etc.

Mr. Alex Case’s TEFLtasic website has some good example of using this activity for “study abroad” language and talking about “creativity at work”.

Anyone have any ideas for using this activity that they’d care to share?

I saw you…

throwing away some files in the container behind the hospital.

lying down on your office mate’s desk after lunch

looking through the messages on your workmates’s mobile phone

trying on the director’s jacket while (s)he was out

throwing up in the cafeteria

putting out a fire in the trashcan in your office

breaking off the tips of your office mate’s pencils

looking up silly videos on Youtube during work hours

letting out the air in your boss’ tires

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