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The Killers “Mr. Brightside” Phrasal verbs and collocations

June 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

As promised last time, another song.

(Note: I do not like the Killers.  They are definitely not my thing.  Apart from the fact that $4MT has had a strong hip-hop/R&B bias in its musical slant, I should note that the Killers for me are well on their way to dethroning U2 for the post of Most Overrated Rock Band.

But I had another special request from a student who said it was his favorite song.  He just wanted to know what the words were.  Luckily, I was able to extrapolate a slightly more relevant teaching point than just “What’s he sayin’?”, being that there’s a ton of little phrasal verbs and what not to be picked apart.)

There’s two parts basically to this worksheet.  You may or may not want to fold it neatly in half before giving it to the students.

Mr. Brightside song activity (MS Word doc, 22 KB)

 1. Start with the words from the first part on two columns on the board and elicit combinations.  They don’t have to correspond to the ones used in the song.  Get students to give you example sentences for each combination.  Do a little mime game if you want.  All that good stuff.

2. Then students listen to the song and fill in the blanks.  Then after that you can ask them what the hell this guy is talking about.  For example, what the hell is “turning saints into the sea” supposed to mean?  (Personally, I can’t stand this sort of pretentious fake-poetry rock lyrics.  Another example from a Killers song, “Are we human or are we dancers?”–um, you’re probably both, idiot.  But I digress.)

After you’ve got at least one or two possible ideas, show them the video.

Elicit what they think the situation is–how are the singer and the girl in the video related, etc., etc.

As a writing exercise, have Ss choose to be either the singer or the girl in the video.  They must write a diary entry about what happened to them in the song, starting like this: “Last night, I went to a party and…”

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The Lonely Island “We Like Sportz” Sports vocabulary song

June 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I’m back!  What?! What y’all know about that? What?! What?!

Oh, ahem.  Hi, hello there.  I’ve not been doing much posting as of late.  To make up for that, I’m gonna try to double up here.

As things wind down to a close and the kids finish their schoolwork and take their exams, we’re left in a bit of a lull until the actual end of the course.  And of course, the people want songs.  Songs, songs, songs.

So here’s one.  It’s related to sports and sports vocabulary.  It’s “We Like Sportz” by the Lonely Planet, from their album Incredibad. It’s kind of hilarious.  Could be appropriate for that unit related to sports in your typical pre-intermediate/intermediate level.  The “cheating sux!” line goes perfectly with Unit 1C from New English File Intermediate, for example.

It starts with a little vocabulary word-map / brainstorming activity.  Then there’s a listen-and-tick-the-things-you-hear joint.  Then you got a little correct-the-rhyme-scheme, then-listen-and-check joint.  Then a little fill-in-the-blank action.  Then some discussion activity type flavor–do a “Why? Why? Why?” game in pairs, then talk about it together as a group.

We Like Sportz (MS Word doc, 36 KB)

And here’s the video:

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reflective teaching journal fail

May 25, 2009 · 10 Comments

My god, it’s been ages since I posted anything here.  Almost a month.  Christ almighty, where is my motivation?

Well, I guess part of it can be chalked up to that seasonal syndrome of motivational dysfunction known as “spring fever”.  Maybe it’s really a physical, neurological/endocrinal phenomenon related to the change in season.   (Maybe one of you reading in this in the tropics or Southern Hemisphere can clear me up on this?  Do the months of May and June also correspond to this particular sort of malaise?)

Or perhaps it’s merely a part of my cultural heritage, in which as early as grade school we are subtly encouraged to stop giving a damn during the last month or so of our annual scholastic commitments.

Yes, I’m coasting towards the end of a lot of my commitments teaching-wise, it’s true.  I suppose my lack of blogging motivation may go hand-in-hand with the lagging in my creative teaching motivation.

Thankfully, this lack of inspiration has (paradoxically?) inspired me to have a look at another classic example of the fizzling-out of pedagogical motivation.  To wit: this year, one of my New Year’s resolutions was to start what is often known as “a reflective teaching journal”.  A idea popular with many teacher trainer types, and the subject of all manner of research papers and internet pontification.

This lasted all of about three months.  The first few entries are brief at times, with little detail, but more or less complete, and you can tell that at the beginning I was taking it all a bit more seriously, making such notes to myself as these (both from 3 Feb 2009):

“Must exert more control.  I need to go for ’stern but fair’.  Not ‘petulant and pissy and vindictive’” [though it should be noted that a week later for the same group I seem to have written: "Much better, I think my 'drama queen' act last week may have actually helped: they were much more cooperative today"...]

or

“Off to a rocky start, but later we found our groove and the personalization exercises and the domino game seemed to be well-integrated and well-received–tomorrow we can start with some correction dictation of the more clamorous errors from free speaking”

Then there’s a page where I’ve written at the top: “I lost a week in there somewhere”, then it starts again, on the 23rd of February.  That’s where it started to get a little squirrelly.

There are weeks where I seemed to be giving it a go with some degree of motivation intact, but these are interspersed with pages where I’d obviously gotten behind and was trying to make up for a week’s worth of lost time–things like “XYZ Company*–past cont./past simp. pictures, listening, rev.extreme adj.”. Or better yet: “Pepito*–review rel. pron., phr. verbs and”

Yeah, the XYZ entry there is an example of a “reflective” teaching journal with absolutely zero reflecting going on at all.  Basically me jotting something down so as not to forget about it over the course of my million other classes that same day.  The “Pepito” entry is even better–I didn’t even bother to finish the phrase.

I could blame it on the conditions I was usually writing in–on buses or in crowded subway cars going from class to class, making it impossible to write consistently.  I suppose I could blame it on any number of things.  Doesn’t matter.  My teaching journal was a total failure.

I guess the important thing is that now, months after my latest attempt at a reflective teaching journal, with hindsight I’ve gleaned whatever little ideas that sprung up, improvised gambits and so forth that worked well, etc., etc. from my meager notes, and I reckon I’ll try to use them in the coming weeks as we draw this year here to a close.

Anyone else have any choice bits of “reflection” they’d like to share?  Or tales of failure and redemption and things of that nature?  Feel free to put them in the comments box.

Or if you haven’t tried and failed the “reflective teaching journal” thing, have a look at these tips for keeping one. (I think I had the biggest problem with tips 1 and 2.)

*Names changed to protect the innocent

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Oh-so-easy story activity (phrasal verbs and narrative tenses)

April 28, 2009 · 3 Comments

Wow!  Look!  There’s a new post on $4MT that doesn’t make reference to any sort of controversial subject matter whatsoever!  My lord!

No, nothing too revolutionary, but this was just something that occurred to me out of the blue in the middle of a First Certificate class I do.

I had on hand my bag of phrasal verb cards which I use to play phrasal verb reversi, and I realized that, out of luck, a few of the sentences I’d pulled from the bag could conceivably be part of the same story.

” It turned out that Bill and Mary had met before…”

“…She offered to drop him off at the station…”

“…He was so tired that he dropped off for half an hour on the train.”

So, on a lark, I gave the students the sentences, spaced out so as to imply “gaps” in the story.  Then I told them to complete the story, working together to fill in the gaps in the narrative.

In addition to providing a context to review and reinforce the meanings and forms of the phrasal verbs in question, it’s also decent practice of narrative tenses, etc.

All told, a quite easy collaborative speaking exercise that allows for review of phrasal verbs and can be extended with a writing exercise for homework.

Other possibilities for the phrasal verb story outlines:

“I came across an interesting article on the internet the other day…”

“…The police are looking into the matter…”

“…The president has promised to bring about a change…” (good ones for “newsy”, “current-events” type lessons)

Or:

“Some people find it difficult to face up to their fears in life…”

“…He came up with a solution to the problem…”

“…They carried on with the meeting as usual.”

Or:

“I bumped into Jill the other day at random in the street.”

“…I didn’t want to bring up such a sensitive subject…”

“…but he didn’t let the bad news get him down.

If you get the notion, you can suggest some other possibilities in the ol’ Comments section.  (It helps to have maybe a proper name (ie “Tina”, “James”) and then some loose pronouns in the others.)

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the most un-P.C. TEFL lesson ever – “Guilty Conscience” Reported Commands

April 20, 2009 · 2 Comments

(Oops!!! I forgot to attach the worksheet at first! Sorry!)

Materials:

- guilty-conscience-task-sheet (MS Word doc, 39 KB)

- Eminem “Guilty Conscience” video (click here)

In recent months, a private student of mine, a teenage boy with a lower Upper-Intermediate (yeah, I know, right, huh?  By that I mean a kid who is basically forced to prepare for the FCE at school although he doesn’t really have the level to do so) level seems to have become obsessed with Eminem.

Evidently he saw “8 Mile” not too long ago (more than a couple of years late, I might add) and so now, instead of the crap Spanish adolescent rock-pop he was listening to before (El Canto del Loco and other lame bullhockey of that nature), he’s all into some Eminem.

He asked me if we could do something in English class related to the song “Guilty Conscience” by your boy Slim Shady himself and Dr. Dre.  And I said, “O.K.”  And in fact, as he was recently reviewing reported speech and so forth, I realized hey, this is as good a song as any for practicing reported command verbs and so on.  Matter of fact, it lends itself quite well to said linguistic chore.

And so it was that, in the process of making a worksheet to accompany this song in our private class, I seem to have a created the single most un-P.C. piece of English Language Teaching material known to man.

I realize a lesson like this will be of little use in 99% of teaching situations around the world.  If nothing else, it should just go to show that you can adapt damn near anything for use in the language classroom.

Behold: I give you the “Guilty Conscience” Song / Reported Commands Worksheet and Lesson Plan.

(note: this songs features heaps and heaps of cuss words and unsavory topics such as armed robbery, “date rape” drugs, and marital infidelity.  Strictly for use with teenagers?)

STAGE ONE / Lead-in Discussion (5 min.)

Write the word “CRIME” on the board.  Elicit some words for different kinds of crime–murder, rape, kidnapping, drug-dealing, robbery, etc.  List them vertically on a piece of paper (or on the board).  Elicit the noun and verb form for each (to murder, to rape, to kidnap, to sell drugs, to rob and/or to steal)–this will help them in Part One of the handout.

When you have a good handful of crimes, have Ss rank the crimes from the most serious to the least serious.  (In a 1-to-1 class, you can do this together with the student, asking questions about the reasons for their choices.  With a group of student, you can put them in pairs or groups and have them discuss.  Then ask questions in feedback, recording the rankings of each group next to the words on the board.)

STAGE TWO /  Listening  (10-15 min.)

1. Give S the handout and play the video.  Set the gist questions (part one) – what does each person do in the song?

(Eddie robs a liquor store.  Stan has sex with a drunk girl.  Grady shoots his wife and her lover.)

2. Play the video again.  Who says what? -in part b, S listen and mark the speaker for each sentence. (Odd numbers – Eminem, even numbers – Dr. Dre)  After the second listen, quickly check the answers.

3. Focus on the words in bold and the definitions.  S match the words and the definitions.  (With a larger group, Ss can do this in pairs, with the teacher monitoring.)

4. Ask: “who is more likely to use these phrases: a young student at the University, or an old woman?  How would an old woman say these things in normal English?”  Elicit an answer for the first one.  When S understand the task, have them “translate” the sentences in pairs.  Board and correct as necessary.

5. Ask S what they would do in Grady’s situation.  How would they react if they caught their husband and wife in bed with another man?

PART THREE – GRAMMAR (15-20 min.)

1. Review reported commands – You may need to work with the example a bit before doing the exercise, explaining the backshifting of the verb, the change in demonstrative pronoun (”this liquor store”–>”that liquor store”, etc.  Write the example on a piece of paper.  Work with the student to get the correct reported verb structure with “to” + infinitive–or with “that”.  S do the examples individually.   (Possible answers: 1. Eminem told Eddie to go in and steal the money, etc. 2. Dr. Dre recommended that Eddie think about it before he walked in… 3. Eminem commanded Eddie to do that shit. 4. Dr. Dre advised Grady to think about the baby, etc. 5.  Dr. Dre ordered Grady to shoot them both.)

Check in feedback.  Go over any structural errors on the board as necessary.

2. Have S read the information in the box.  As they read, draw two rudimentary faces, a boy and a girl (with long hair, to tell them apart).  Draw a speech bubble coming from the boy’s mouth.  Give S time to read and then draw their attention to the board.

Write the sentence: “I’ll pay you back”  Elicit a sentence using a verb from the first column. (He promised to pay her back.)

Write the sentence: “Yes, we made a mistake.” (He admitted that they had made a mistake.) (You may want to point out that this sentence is also possible with the gerund–He admitted making a mistake.)

Write the sentence: “YOU stole my sandwich!” (He accused her of stealing his sandwich.) Then write another sentence, this time from the girl.  (”No I didn’t!”)  (She denied that she stole the sandwich.) (Or: She denied stealing the sandwich.)

In pairs, S use the sentences in part II of the worksheet to summarize Eddie’s story.  Afterwards, have  volunteers explain the story, correcting any incorrect use of the structures.

STAGE FOUR – WRITING / SPEAKING

1. On the board draw another three faces–one big, two small.  Put a halo on one of the small ones, and some horns on the other.

Refer to the instructions in part IV of the handout.  Tell Ss to think of a time when they were tempted to do something bad. (They can make something up if necessary.) Tell them to imagine that they heard two voices telling them to do good and to do bad, have them write a a short paragraph for each one.

2. Put Ss in pairs and have them explain their situation to their partner, and what happened in the end.  Switch partners afterwards.



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Easter special

April 3, 2009 · 1 Comment

Well, it’s about time for me to shove off once again for my week-long Easter holiday here.

Not much to report, after the workshop-a-thon of the past week.

But, seeing as how I’m getting more and more immersed in the whole blogging thing, let me pull out one of those tried-and-true blog tricks, which is the “post which is nothing but a bunch of links to other posts”.

I’ll try to make it a bit topical: so, first, check out this video worksheet for the Life of Brian from Alex Case’s TEFLtastic (then click under “Only Built for TEFL links” for more).

Then, in case you’re curious how folks do things around here, have a look at these posts from Troy at A Small, Flaking White House in Lost Spain detailing his impressions of the Semana Santa traditions down in the south here (doesn’t sound like Extremadura is much different than Andalucía [where I'll be] in that respect).  Then, while you’re at it, click around on his site for more highly orthodox and utterly pious and respectful views on the Christian religion, hehehe…

Ah, yes, well, finally, if you’re still in a provocative mood, or you have some open-minded, intermediate / upper-intermediate students who like me, are planning to travel either for holidays or for some other reason, take a look at my newest video lesson plan, “Do You Have Anything to Declare?”, featuring once again the good folks at Mr. Show.

A “twofer”, as they say back home.  That’s my Easter special.  Thanks folks, you’ve been a lovely audience, I’d love to take you with me.

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“Do you have anything to declare?” Customs Roleplay lesson

April 3, 2009 · 1 Comment

As usual, this lesson is not recommended for uptight or super-”by-the-book” type classes and cultural situations.  Highly appropriate for most Western, university-aged students.  (Although a lot of EU residents may be unfamiliar with what exactly “customs” is.)

“Do You Have Anything to Declare?” Travel English / Customs Roleplay Lesson Plan

level: intermediate / upper-intermediate

aims: practice “travel english” and customs situation; noun and verbs forms

materials:

Mr. Show “Shampoo” video

do-you-have-anything-to-declare (MS Word document, 38 KB) Keep reading →

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It’s workshop season: The Final Chapter

March 31, 2009 · 1 Comment

Evidently the Workshop Gods got together and decided, in their infinite wisdom, to go along with the cliché advice to “always save the best for last” for me in this whirlwind round of workshops I’ve been privy to this past week or so.

The best workshop of the three being that given by Mr. Lindsay Clandfield, the brains behind the blog Six Things, and author (or co-author) of books such as The Language Teacher’s Survival Guide, Dealing with Difficulties, Straightforward Elementary and Straightforward Beginner (among other things). Keep reading →

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It’s workshop season, part two

March 27, 2009 · 2 Comments

So, Wednesday was the second TEFL workshop I’d been to in less than a week.

Now, I’ve yet to set foot in a TEFL conference, but this workshop was what I imagine them to be like: people trying to sell you a book all the while trying hard not to seem like they’re selling a book.

The presenter was Ian Badger, author of Everyday Business English, Everyday Business Writing, etc., and his topic was “Business English in a Changing World”.  And the book, or rather series of books rather, which he was hawking was English for Business Life. Keep reading →

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It’s workshop season, part one

March 23, 2009 · 1 Comment

Spring is in the air, and a TEFL teacher’s thoughts turn to…workshops, apparently.

Apart from taking in the odd college basketball game, I’ve been gearing up for my big week of TEFL workshops.  Three workshops in seven days.  How you like them apples?

The first one was last Wednesday, on Teaching 1-to-1.  Presented by a fellow by the name of Marc Bain, a pleasant fellow with one of those Britishy accents that I can’t quite place.  Basing his presentation almost entirely on Peter Wilberg’s book One to one: A Teacher’s Handbook, he presented five suggestions for making one-to-one classes easier and more effective. Keep reading →

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